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Houseguests: Heiruna




HEIRUNA


Heiruna is a woman who seems to lend credence to the saying that History Repeats Itself. She is a Nord mage from Western Skyrim you first meet there as a heiruna doll sitting in a crate outside of the Dragonhome delve/barrow. She managed to get herself into a bit of trouble back then, and it seems that things never change for this one, because yet again she is stuck in a doll.


Heiruna

Availability: Crown Store Sale

Cost: 2,000 Crowns

Obtained: Crown Store


Lines Spoken by This Houseguest:

  • "Apparently just killing a bunch of Dragon cultists did not permanently remove the curse as I had hoped. I need to do a bit more research. In the meantime, I am comfortable here. It's certainly better than a few caves I've had to hide in."

  • "Before I learn to levitate, I was forced to rely on witless fools to get me where I needed to go. Independent movement is not an ability to take for granted."

  • "Give me a sharp knife, a mirror, and a goblet with which to catch the blood of my enemies and I can work wonders!"

  • "Good to see you. I am stuck in this obnoxiously cute form again, but at least I can move around this time. I'll figure out how to change back. Eventually. But for now, I am content."

  • "The heart of a true Nord beats beneath this snuggly plush."

  • "I am not cuddly-wuddly, despite appearances to the contrary."

  • "I hate all fools, but witless fools are the worst."

  • "I know you. Yes, I was a doll. Then I wasn't. Now I am a doll again. Let's not talk about it, shall we?"

  • "I may be small, but I am merciless!"

  • "I once had a lover who thought she was a real doll. How little she knew."

  • "I wasn't always a doll, you know. Take my advice and avoid Dragon cults or you could end up like me."

  • "I'm just here because I need a quiet place to plot revenge. I mean, reflect on my life choices. Ja, that is it."

  • "If someone can't take me seriously, I have no interest in trying to converse with them."

  • "If you know what is good for you, do not poke my tummy."

  • "In my experience, the smaller you are, the meaner you are. And in case you haven't noticed, I'm quite small."

  • "In my line of work, getting encased inside a doll is an occupational hazard, darling."

  • "Just wait. Those who did this to me will never see what is coming."

  • "Laugh if you want, but wait until this happens to you."

  • "Listen to the words of wisdom from the mouth of an adorable doll. Kindness to those who deserve it. Punishment to all the rest."

  • "My greatest fear is a dog mistaking me for a chew toy."

  • "No, I will not say "Mama.""

  • "Now don't run away. There's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this. It's rather humiliating, but my soul is trapped inside this ludicrous toy."

  • "Once I was a merciless agent of justice. Now I'm a merciless child's toy!"

  • "Once I was a scholar ... and so much more. Now? Now I am simply an effigy of joy and wonder."

  • "One good thing about my current state is that I am adorable."

  • "Squeeze me and you go to the top of my revenge list."

  • "This curse has left me to spend eternity as a repulsively adorable plaything. Can you imagine a worse fate?"

  • "This form is all right, but I sometimes imagine what it would be like if they had stuck me in a different plaything. A toy trebuchet, for example. Oh, the destruction I could cause with some choice projectiles!"

  • "This place is nice. You know what would make it nicer? If I wasn't trapped in the body of this doll!"

  • "Vengeance, crieth the cute talking doll! Yes, I have issues."

  • "What is the search for knowledge without an inadvertent transformation? Things like this happen more often than you think."

  • "What? Never met a floating, talking doll before?"

  • "You know what I miss? A properly made Bloody Mara. Come to think of it, I miss eating and drinking in general."